[foolsmission]

I'm posted an ad on Craigslist to BUY a phone and received this:
"hello,
i am interested in item you are
willing to sell ..please mail me
back as soon possible if your item
is still in good condition..i need it
shiped for my son in sudan
representing the united nations peace keeping force there.
i am located in california but not in state at the moment
thanks
Rev.charles"

So to take a break from bashing the President, I figured I'd take up Spam-baiting.

I sent the Reverend this: Using an on line Latin Gibberish generator at http://www.lipsum.com/

"Hello Hank Carl

Something happened to you message at first I could understand it then something happened..consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum
hello,
i am interested in item you are
willing to sell ..ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, "

He then sent me this:
"hello,
i am in need of the item( i am going
to pay the sum of $xxxx) for my
son in sudan who is with the
united nations ..please note that i
want the item to be shiped to him
there so i will be making the
payment through usps money
order i am located in nevada but
not there at the moment..so
please mail me back with your
full name and address so that i
can make the payment ..when i
make the payment you are going
to recieve a mail from the
payment company that i have
paid ..and you will mail me so
that i send you a fedex shiping
label that you would paste on the
item and i am very sure that
fedex is not going to charge you
for it so mail me back as soon as
posible so that i can make the
payment immediately
thanks
rev.charles"

Next I sent him this:
"MY NAME IS: perspiciatis unde omnis
MY ADDRESS IS: 1783746732184
modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam STREET
MY CITY IS: quis nostrum exercitationem
MY ZIP CODE IS: 95734-2134
USA
PLEASE HURRY
THE ITEM YOU WISH TO BUY FOR YOUR SON IS $ 11,898.00

THANKS FOR SHOPPING CRAIGSLIST. "

I just hope that Derek doesn't get the account and make me pay the Reverend!