[hannah]

Just got this today.

Dear Sir or Madam

Good day and how are you today? I hope fine? ,Permit me to inform you of my desire of asking you to be a guardian or foster parent to me and then help me out in what i am about to tell you. I'm NORA JACOB (17) and the only child of Late Mr. & Mrs.CISSE JACOB. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when i was a baby.

Before the death of my father on Sept. 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Nine Million Two Hundred thousand United States Dollars USD ($9.200,000) deposited in a suspense account in one of the big bank here in Abidjan. He told me that he used my name (NORA) as the next of Kin to deposit the money. He then strongly advised me NOT to seek for assistance in the investment of the money from his lawyer nor any of his friend here but to seek for a foreign partner from any country of my choice (outside my country,Cote D'Ivoire) that will assist me in the wise investment of the money.I have since left the money in the bank with the view of making use of it for investment purposes after my educational carrier. But as you may be already aware by now, my country (Cote D'Ivoire) is presently at war caused by political crises.

Rebels have already taken over the whole Northern part of the country and making efforts towards the capture of the commercial center of the country,Abidjan, where i am now. For this urgly development in this country,I have now decided to take quick actions and have this money transferred out of this country before it is too late.I now want to transfer it out and use it for investment purpose like real estate management or hotel management Because of this i am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To be my guardian and then assist me financialy to transfer the money into your bank account.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and then settle there parmanently.

If you accept to stand as my guardian or foster parent, we need not to discuss on any percentage with you as you have to see the whole money as yours and then assist me invest it. But if you still want a percentage, I am willing to offer you,15 % of the total money as compensation for your assistance. Please let me know if you feel the percentage i offered is not ok by you.As soon as i recieve your full assurance and corporation,I will then give you the bank contact information and then tell them to transfer the money into your account as i want to come over to stay with you parmanently. You shall then be giving me information on when the transfer will be over.I shall also send my picture to you and shall also need yours too. No matter what your decision may turn out to be, please i beg you to

reply to my strictly on my private email address:

Thanks and God bless you
Best regards,
Miss Nora Jacob

Nigerians again?!

[neil5623]

WOO HOO!! That's a lot of money. What ae you doing with your share?

[hannah]

Originally Posted by neil5623

WOO HOO!! That's a lot of money. What ae you doing with your share?

I have no need of a 17 year old girl. I've had two and they are a lot of trouble even with money.

[neil5623]

Originally Posted by hannah

I have no need of a 17 year old girl. I've had two and they are a lot of trouble even with money.

Well maybe she will email me asking for help!

Seriously, I have tried to sell things online in the past - car, furniture, stuff. We get offers from all over the world. A few times we responded OK, but you don't get the merchandise until the check clears. That was that, except for one person from San Francisco who actually sent 2 Postal money orders. We sent them to the Inspectors office. Never heard from that person again either.

[hannah]

My inbox was just full of fun today!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIAN
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS. CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS. INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENTTHE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
Email: (paymastergeneralxxx1@myway.com)
Your Ref:.............TELEX: CENBANK.
Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/200 On This Date:June/9th/2007 __________________________________________________ _______________
CBN DEBT PAYMENT NOTICE OF YOUR OVER DUE FUNDS.

ATTN: (My last name)....

This letter will definitely be amazing to you because of its realistic value.Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while ago.

I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Prof. Charles Soludo) the rightful Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Executive Chairman of "E.C.D.R".On the 1st of October 2006, the fORmer President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the"E.C.D.R" (Executive Committee on Debt Recovery) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.) and the Federal Government of Nigeria. This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/fund delays/interrupted funds Payments and to also Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large.

Presently, we are being paid by the American government in other to avert Scam and also to avert beneficiary funds delays here in Nigeria. So far, we have succeeded in Settling the likes of (Mrs. Daisy Fox, Mr. Edward Smyth etc).

You are being contacted by this office today dated (9th, June, 2007) because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet. Your Inheritance Funds were Re-deposited into the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN last week, because you did not completely forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary.

Through the Intelligent investigations and verification processes of our Intelligent Monitoring Unit (I.M.U), we also discovered that this Funds valued (100,000,000(USD ONLY)) is in your name and to this note The International Remittance Department was ordered by the Executive Committee on Debt Recovery to Release this Funds to you with immediate effect. On this course of duty, two foreigners (Mr. Tim Parker and Mr. Rowland Gulf) visited this office today in other to inform us that they are your Representatives from Canada whom will be collecting your Funds for you.

For the fact that this Committee is faithfully in my full governance as the Chairman, I will like you to clarify to me if this Bank should proceed to Release your Funds to your Representatives Mr. Tim Parker and Mr. Rowland Gulf. In receipt of this confidential Letter, you are required to respond immediately to : (paymastergeneralxxx1@myway.com).

Best Regards,

Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

[neil5623]

So like, you had a rich Nigerian uncle or something that you didn't know about, and you sent two Canadians to pick up your unknown inheritance?

[hannah]

Originally Posted by neil5623

So like, you had a rich Nigerian uncle or something that you didn't know about, and you sent two Canadians to pick up your unknown inheritance?

Apparently...