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Originally Posted by dabster  I went to the local chinese resturant for lunch and I got a cookie with a slip of paper in it, but I can't read, so I was wondering if someone here could tell me what it says. I'll type in the letters just as it has them:
You are not illiterate.
Anyone? Anyone? Did it say I'd win the lottery? a new car? What! |
No, you can't win a car unless you work in a library, ride bike to work, and answer a phone not in your name.
Oh and I forgot the most important part. You must be paranoid.
