If I am Not Around

jlynn · 06-29-2007, 08:31 AM

It is because I have gone to jail for murdering the crazy neighbor lady. At 9:00 last night she was outside with the weedeater. From my office it sounds like a gnat buzzing in your ear. Mind you there was thunder and lightening last night overhead while she was holding this thing - but that didn't stop her.

Evidently she didn't finish last night - because she cranked that puppy up again before 6:00 am. I'm on summer break for goodness sake!

spinn · 06-29-2007, 09:26 AM

Was she weedeating poison ivy........like the guy I worked with on a golf course once?

(He also found a three month old can of Pabst in the bottom of a dumpster in the summer and drank it in 95 degree heat)

jlynn · 06-29-2007, 10:32 AM

No - no poison ivy. But this woman is a fruitcake. There is a power line that runs down the road across everyone's front yard. One of her grandkids threw her only pair of sneakers over the line last year.

I looked out at the time, she had pulled her minivan into her yard (shortly after a 10" rain storm), while it was still thundering and lightening and was standing on top of the minivan trying to get those shoes!!!! Then, after she sunk the van to the axle in her yard, she knocks on my front door to get me to try and pull her out with my jeep!!!

I have decided not to murder her - but fireworks have now gone up for sale. I shall have my revenge.

stargazer0725 · 06-29-2007, 11:23 AM

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I have decided not to murder her - but fireworks have now gone up for sale. I shall have my revenge.

Now THAT'S getting your money's worth...cheap revenge and a little family fun thrown it to boot! (Make sure the shells pop right over her house.)

cajunbulldog · 06-29-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jlynn

It is because I have gone to jail for murdering the crazy neighbor lady. At 9:00 last night she was outside with the weedeater. From my office it sounds like a gnat buzzing in your ear. Mind you there was thunder and lightening last night overhead while she was holding this thing - but that didn't stop her.

Evidently she didn't finish last night - because she cranked that puppy up again before 6:00 am. I'm on summer break for goodness sake!

I have heard sugar works wonders with modern vehicles.

jlynn · 06-29-2007, 11:54 AM

[quote=cajunbulldog;43223]I have heard sugar works wonders with modern vehicles.

Couple of years ago, there were 3 families, mine included that had a HUGE group 4th of July. It looked like a war zone the next day after the smoke had cleared and only debris was left.

At 9:00 pm fruitcake proceeded to start complaining loudly about the noise (although it was much quieter at the time). EVERYONE heard her.

The 3 families scraped together what was left of the armory and celebrated July 5th as well.

neil5623 · 06-29-2007, 11:57 AM

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and enjoy!

hannah · 06-29-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by neil5623

for more and unique inspiration, go to

StickDeath

and enjoy!

Vista just told me I wasn't allowed to go there...

neil5623 · 06-29-2007, 12:01 PM

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Vista just told me I wasn't allowed to go there...

There may be a minimum age requirement......

roybean · 06-29-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jlynn

It is because I have gone to jail for murdering the crazy neighbor lady. At 9:00 last night she was outside with the weedeater. From my office it sounds like a gnat buzzing in your ear. Mind you there was thunder and lightening last night overhead while she was holding this thing - but that didn't stop her.

Evidently she didn't finish last night - because she cranked that puppy up again before 6:00 am. I'm on summer break for goodness sake!

How much is bail in your area?

roybean · 06-29-2007, 01:28 PM

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Vista just told me I wasn't allowed to go there...

I want my XP back, so I am looking for a back up laptop with XP. I have seen a few too.

jlynn · 06-29-2007, 01:31 PM

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How much is bail in your area?

The City Jail? Are you kidding me. Many of the local teens try to turn themselves in for traffic warrants, and "sleep them off" and they get turned away for no room at the inn. Here are people with outstanding warrants, standing right in front of the local Deputy Dawgs, and they tell them - go home, we'll catch up to you later.

roybean · 06-29-2007, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jlynn

The City Jail? Are you kidding me. Many of the local teens try to turn themselves in for traffic warrants, and "sleep them off" and they get turned away for no room at the inn. Here are people with outstanding warrants, standing right in front of the local Deputy Dawgs, and they tell them - go home, we'll catch up to you later.

Then go ahead and slap the old girl around a bit!

hannah · 06-29-2007, 02:09 PM

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Then go ahead and slap the old girl around a bit!

I'm thinkin a little Van Halen (extra base boost) at 3:30 am...

roybean · 06-29-2007, 04:32 PM

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I'm thinkin a little Van Halen (extra base boost) at 3:30 am...

Party time!

Gib · 06-29-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jlynn

The City Jail? Are you kidding me. Many of the local teens try to turn themselves in for traffic warrants, and "sleep them off" and they get turned away for no room at the inn. Here are people with outstanding warrants, standing right in front of the local Deputy Dawgs, and they tell them - go home, we'll catch up to you later.

Andy and Barney never had too much trouble finding Otis.